Finnish Jokes

Finnish wife to her husband: "Why don't you tell me you love me anymore?"Husband: "I told you once. If anything changes, I'll let you know." 

A Swede and a Finn are fishing and drinking. After seven bottles, the Swede asks, "How's the family?"The Finn replies, "Did we come here to talk, or did we come here to drink?"

Finland has lifted COVID restrictions: No more 2-meter distancing.
People can now go back to the normal 5 meters.

What's the difference between Swedes and mosquitoes? Mosquitoes are only annoying in the summer. 

How do you get from Sweden to Russia? You cross the finnish line.

What do you call a Finnish coffee maker? A perkele-tor!

Why are the men in Finland so bad in bed? Because they’re always finnish first.